Monday, August 06, 2007

The Car , the Plastic and the Gods !!



This is by an Indian , and can only be understood by an Indian , the others can give it a try and see if this makes sense .



Buying a car in this part of the world is a big affair . Big enough for your family , your uncles family , your friends , and many more unknown relations to participate . The more a middle class family you belong to the more advices you “ must “ seek .


On the delivery day the car rolls out with plastic sheets covering the seats . Dare you try removing them since they serve two purposes if not three -


a) The neighbors have no other way to figure out if you bought a new car or a pre-owned car . Now there is too much at stake.


b) The seat covers have to last a life time so the only way is to use the omni present plastic sheets which makes sure nothing gets dirty .

We Indians are very particular when it comes to hygiene and cleanliness , we just cannot stand any dirt be it on the roads or in the car .


Before one can even fire the engines its important to make sure that the Gods have been given their rightful place and see how pretty do they look sitting/hanging (which ever way you feel more religious) .




For the long life of the car you must pay a visit to the temple of your choice , since its important that the owner and the owned both keep fit .


The Car , the Plastic and the Gods are here to stay , aren't they ?


Fasten your seat belt and drive safely !


4 comments:

Anurag Chitlangia said...

and the ritual of honking !!!

Unknown said...

definitely INDIAN in spirit and content......!!!and not to forget the black ribbons to escape the foul("black")intentions of enemies...decorating the cars...!!!!

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Anonymous said...

pray which car did u buy now :).. u forgot one thing - SWEETS that u NEED to distribute when u get a new car!!!

- jyo